Here’s the thing: the song is playing it safe and it’s gonna be on the radio a lot and we’re all gonna hear it. Bruno Mars fucking killed it. Pop music needs more chords, more throwback and more fun. But it sounds like someone in the studio had to wake Cardi B up from a nap and push her in the booth… the lack of energy from her. It sounds like she wrote some lyrics but forgot them when the beat kicked on so she just made up some bars and looked wide-eyed through the glass at the engineer like, “Was that okurrr?” and the poor chump gave her the thumbs up because their boss & Offset were in the room. #issaight

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An ear worm that’s looking for a snack. Will it be inside your cute little ear? (Yes) Eat it up! P.S. We love rapping in foreign languages. #issabop

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Blackbear weighs in with his take on love. It’s okay, we guess. Not really in the mood for his bitch boy act rn. We just like the bad ass side of blackbear better. #issaflop

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This is gonna be the perfect song for your post-Valentine Day breakup. Bazzi brings it, proving himself to be quite the crooner even if he’s still a pup. Lil Wayne makes us go “Woah! Is that Lil Wayne?” Hell yeah it is. He sings a verse so lovey-dovey that he may just be crossing over to pop. #issabop

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Aw! A cute Valentine’s Day love song. A producer-writer stepping out from behind the board and walking over to the mic. Not bad, but the writer side of him could have provided himself with a better jam. Did he already give the best goods away!? #issaight

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Great background music in the gym. Like what the gym plays. Not what you would play on your headphones. She could use a couple of good vowels in the first part of her name. #issaight

We know it’s social suicide to flop Kim… but we have to be honest: we’re not feeling this repetitive electro-pop myspace era song. It was unanimous amongst all of our writers. We said what we said. #issaflop

Slap of the week! For all you early 2000s R&B girl band fans, this is for sure going on your playlist. Unique voice, great late 80’s Soul 2 Soul kinda throwback beat. Good theme song for when you wanna mute someone. #issabop

We get that every song can’t be “thank u, next” but home-wrecking isn’t cute. We don’t want to be mindlessly singing along to this bad karma flop. There are so many things she could sing about, and putting women against women doesn’t need to be one of them. All for having fun, but this won’t have the staying power of her other hits. #issaflop